So My Brother Wants to Roll with Two Arrospoks

Ahh perfect! On 5, going up to 7 soon I think.

dear oh dear i'm on 4 just sat here at my desk...

damn, there's an NJS logo on my dura-ace lockring..

thought I'd managed a clean card.

I own a mini Dlock but don't wear it on a belt! (?) and have a hoodie, but don't ride in it (well I've ridden bmx and mtbs with it on) shit I wear vans on a daily basis and have done for years.

I'm so un-hip though, still. I'll never be hip, too old :(

Old and un-hip is the new hip.
Be warned RPM!

I'm on 8. can you drop something so I can have a prime number please. Or alter it to get me to 11.

JOL Old and un-hip is the new hip.
Be warned RPM!

that's good.

I want to be hip and happening, I need to get my road-cred back, need to get all groovy isn't it.

man.

i too have a dura ace lockring but my beard is a lazy beard not ironic so thankfully only 1 point

it'd be a fantastic spoke card

oh the irony.

i've got 2 : hoodie and 'backwards circles' :)

SHHHIITTT im on 15.........all that effort just to be pigeon holed as a good looking dangerous cyclist.....

I think you should get points off for owning other items e.g.

• a geared bike
  
• a mtn bike
  
• anything made by Assos / Endura / Ron Hill
  
• mud guards
  
• reflective anything
  
• helmet
  etc.
  

-rapha
-non-machined rear wheel???

The Architect SHHHIITTT im on 15.........all that effort just to be pigeon holed as a good looking dangerous cyclist.....

ha ha you funny bastard!

don't worry about the 15, I'm not far behind you...

1. but i wear a helmet some of the time, so does that make me -4,999,986 in total?
   

JOL

Well, according to this chart, I'm a trend-whore of epic proportions.

Cycling cap
White saddle
NJS (my handlebars, lockring and toeclips)
Mini-U lock
Vans
Rolled up tight(ish) jeans
Chrome bag
Deep Vs

In my defence, the Deep-Vs are silver.

It was even worse with my old bike, which also had Risers, Ourys, Top Tube Pad, A Rev-X (surely worth double a Spok?), Spoke Cards and Double Straps.

14! (15 for the two days on which I had a Wyatt Earp moustache for comic value)

Ouch.

justMouse I think you should get points off for owning other items e.g.

• a geared bike
  
• a mtn bike
  
• anything made by Assos / Endura / Ron Hill
  
• mud guards
  
• reflective anything
  
• helmet
  etc.
  
  

lycra demolishes all points.

How long before the interwebs start picking up on that?

The creative talents of this place never fail to delight. Shame I only score a solitary point - must try harder.

What next - fakenger bingo? (Might be in with a chance of scoring points there)

Just found this.

I think the next ride after the Monopoly should be the 'Beards Ride' where prizes are awarded for best facial hair and the route goes via all number of barbers and hairdressers.
The Hirsute Persuit as it were.

You're all forgetting a full sleeve japanese arm/calf tattoo

shut up!

"hirsute pursuit"

Yes.