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  • A bloke on holiday in spain, walks into a bar. In the corner of the bar he sees a bloke who looks just like Adolf Hitler.
    bloke goes up to the barman and say "is that Adolf Hitler over there in the corner?"
    Barman: "Yes it is, he's been here since just after the war, every day just sits in this bar, drinking"
    Bloke: "No way, I don't believe that's Adolf Hitler"
    Barman: "Buy him a pint, and go and sit at his table, he'll tell you all about it"
    Bloke buys him a pint and walks over to the table "Is it ok to take a seat"
    Adolf: "yes"
    Bloke: "Are you Adolf Hitler?"
    Adolf: "Yes"
    Bloke: "The same Adolf Hitler that carried out all those terrible things during the 2nd world war?"
    Adolf: "Yes"
    Bloke: "Was you as bad as everyone makes out?"
    Adolf: "Well, I killed six million jews and eight clowns"
    Bloke: "EIGHT CLOWNS!!!!"
    Adolf turns to the barman "see, I told you nobody gives a f&ck about the Jews"

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