Why are couriers miserable bastards?

BringMeMyFix I still get zero acknowledgement from anyone fixed on the road (except Jos) because my fixed hack is less than obvious ie. not got 700c wheels/risers/etc.

Naturally this means I have zero self-esteem, and it won't be long before I buy a gun or a machete and go on the rampage, taking out every fixed hipster that has the nerve to ride across my path.

I'll remember to avoid old st. around full moon then! ;)