Anti- fixed-wheel sentiment

Posted on Thu 7th, February 2008

• #1

Skülly

I've seen lots of mentions of names like Stiffies and umm there was another one yesterday can't remember it, oh yeah Douchebikes. I presume you've all seen the 'One Less Fixie' stickers, what about 'Fuck Your Fixie' graffiti stencil I saw on Hoxton street? I love a good backlash.
• #2

markrjohnson

I love a good back lash too.

Though I do prefer a little buttock whipping with birch twig.
Preferably from a stout woman named Helga.

Toodle pip
• #3

Skülly

fiddy dorra
• #4

chris_crash

fuck your fixie is probly some hypster trying to be ironic....
• #5

pj_(pj)

probably some cock with a stencil trying to be funny, thinking they're the latest fucking street artist, out to open our eyes to the inequities and ironies of this complex world we live in. fucking bellend. judging by the phrasing, i imagine they picked up the stencil for $80 from some hipster emporium in brooklyn anyway.
• #6

chris_crash

i lived with a guy like that (one of 30 odd people in a massive space) he wouldn't paint on any walls, just wooden boards 'its for the art, not the exposer'. but that didnt stop him from covering every space in the living room with his boards. it was all one layer shit that i had done in like 6th grade, so one night me and my girl at the time draw Hitler mustaches on every thing he had left about. the guy is so stoned stupid that he decides the person who did it was this french girl in a wheelchair. some of the stuff was like 7ft off the ground. so funny.
• #7

Hammo

What happens when Cylocross falls from fashion. Do you think they'd do the same then?
• #8

Skülly

:] yep, cyclocross has gotta be almost as silly as having no gears (having a road bike and trying to ride around muddy fields when there are these perfectly clever inventions called 'mountain' bikes = riding around with no gears when there are these perfectly good inventions called derailleurs)

Just thought i'd start a stupid thread.

I reckon whoever made that stencil is probably loving their muscle bike or pashley or some shit and thinking they're dead individual. Like Tynan always seems to say: who the fuck cares what you're riding?

I had a HUGE smile on my face this morning, riding my lovely bike. Go figure.
• #9

hippy

Anti-Fixed Gear Condiments?
• #10

CHUG_IT

fuck stencils, fully played out
• #11

Skülly

CHUG_IT fuck stencils, fully played out

Ha ha, might actually go and write that in felt tip pen next to it!

@Hippy well there's free-wheeling salt

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