Why do the police ride horses?

andyp [quote]lucky coppers arses always look lardy, mainly because they are... All those takeaways and kebabs.

"Does this make me look fat?"
"No your fat makes yous look fat"

There's a radio station in Calgary that hosts a phone-in game where the contestants have to guess how many cops will be in a particular doughnut shop. The DJ then calls the shop and asks how many cops are in. It's never zero.[/quote]

in highschool i got pulled over once with a box of donuts in my car, as the cop was doing that "son do you know how fast you where going" thing i put a donut on the dashboard... he looks at it but keeps talking, so i put another on top of it, piggy is looking at the donuts and kinda starting to droll so i put a third one up there. he reaches in and takes them, then says I'm going to let you off with a warning.