Why do the police ride horses?

lucky coppers arses always look lardy, mainly because they are... All those takeaways and kebabs.

"Does this make me look fat?"
"No your fat makes yous look fat"

There's a radio station in Calgary that hosts a phone-in game where the contestants have to guess how many cops will be in a particular doughnut shop. The DJ then calls the shop and asks how many cops are in. It's never zero.