Revenge is sweet

lucky [quote]prototype fuck the police. i got run over infront of them in teh summer and they're not even willing to be independant witnesses in my insurance case agaist the silly cow that ran me over.

that's unbelievable![/quote]

Get the court to issue a witness summons for the Police officers involved.

All you have to do is toodle (?) along to the magistrates court in who's area the incident occured and make an application for a witness summons.
A clear and concise explanation of the events and reason for the application, including any correspondance form Mssrs Plod and Plod should do the trick.

Post the summons to the relevant police station (recorded delivery) and wait.

If there is no show on the day then you will be issued with a witness warrent which you take to the relevant police station and serve on the officer.

Of course your best chance of service is to ambush the officer.

No, I don't mean leap out of a bush and ram the paperwork up his/her arse.

Make an appointment to see them concerning the accident.
Once they in front of you hand them the warrent (folded) and say something along the lines of "I wonder if you could help me with this". Once plod has taken it off you explain what it is and be prepared for an adverse reaction.

Then if he doesn't show for the hearing the court can issue an arrest warrent and the fun really starts as it will ORDER their arrest!

Toodle pip.