The 'Fakenger' thing

hippy I'm not skinny, not stylish, would always argue rather than be nonchalant, don't own trendy clothes, hate those fkn tiny retro running shoethings, don't drink shit US beer, don't wear skinny jumpers nor refer to them as sweaters, don't wear hats - trucker or otherwise, don't have tatts, don't have floppy hair, don't have any vinyl (in the UK at least), don't wear cords, don't roll my own, don't work-out, don't wear a watch..

I do own an ipod.

Computer says "no".

Ahead of the curve hey?

That mean you have reached the upper level of hipsterisum, much like bhudda reached enlightenment you have reached ..........(fill in the gap)