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  • Update:

    After my "altercation" with the blind twat: I was interviewed by the Police for "Assault causing aactual bodily harm"!!!!????.

    "Sorry officer, I don't remember anything, I was the one punted off my bike, remember?".

    No action to be taken about him pulling out. Apparently he misjudged my speed. Apparently cyclists should only do 12 - 15 mph. I was chugging along at 20mph. So, apparently, its my fault. Apparently.
    Therefore the plod have it chalked up as a draw.

    Luckily my house insurance includes civil legal cover, the accident claims people have set a date for the victory party already!!

    The bike: Pringled front wheel, bent crank arm, and bent handlebar. Not too bad.

    Oh, and when they take out the staples it f***ing HURTS!!

    Toodle pip.

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