"Of course Sir, you'll be looking for something from our Waco range, it comes with an extra large pocket that some of our customers like to use to store religous writings but frankly I find that a waste of a pocket that can comfortably fit 10 sticks of dynamite and a spare clip, whilst maintaining the dashing cut that a modern man of justice requires. It is also machine washable and has a fleece lined collar for those chillier nights."
"Of course Sir, you'll be looking for something from our Waco range, it comes with an extra large pocket that some of our customers like to use to store religous writings but frankly I find that a waste of a pocket that can comfortably fit 10 sticks of dynamite and a spare clip, whilst maintaining the dashing cut that a modern man of justice requires. It is also machine washable and has a fleece lined collar for those chillier nights."