Hallowe'en ride

fatboyralph surprised you think i work in a bike shop when i completely failed to figure out how tyre levers work!
maybe you're a strictly sales staff only? swear ive seen a dude looked a bit like you over at cyclesurgery spitfld market. was just hopin to get a deal happening. ;)

name is misleading - you're a boy, and i take it your name is ralph, but you're not fat!
name's actually des. got a labrador called ralph wiggum and he's fat!

Sorry, not me. I do know someone who works in that cyclesurgery though, called jack. He rides a black trackbike with aerospoke, or a langster with woodprint all over it, or a ridiculous bike with a basket. But he doesnt really look anything like me...

Maybe i should get a job there!