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  • FOR SALE! NJS FIXIE TRACK BLING BLING COURIER MESSENGER SHAMAL AEROSPOKE PHIL CAMPAG PISTA RAD KEIRIN

    This awesome bike was commissioned for keirin racing by Buddha himself. The solid platinum frame gained special approval from NJS after a series of stringent trials.
    Welded using the fart gas of Shinto eunuchs and painted with the blood of 1000 slain Samurai this machine will guarantee you have sex every night until you part with it.
    Ebay starting price of a reasonable £80,000 as this ride is sure to attact collectors worldwide.

    Yours,
    gonnafsckuovaauctions

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