a chain works as well. get a crap chain, wrap him up tight. then use bolt croppers (preferrably near his neck or his private bits) to free him. he sure will piss & shit in his pants and never dare to steal a bike again.
@edmundane started
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a chain works as well. get a crap chain, wrap him up tight. then use bolt croppers (preferrably near his neck or his private bits) to free him. he sure will piss & shit in his pants and never dare to steal a bike again.