What do you do in real life?

hippy I am emplyed by bike forum owners and moderators around the world to insert inane comments, start arguments, provide occasional humour, random snippets of randomness and a dash of knowledge to other forum readers. They could've got an automated computer program to do the same thing but I'm cheaper.

Maybe you ARE an automated computer program with delusions of human identity...

... do you have to press alt+ctrl+del everytime you crash your bike?