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Only pee sampling. Kinda hard to aim in the tiny aluminium cup I was given as a woman...and yes, the disabled toilet. I wouldn't fancy providing other samples in there :)
/Csb
There was this drug testing company at work and it used the shared disabled toilets in the hallway. After lots of complaints they got told to move in a custom built little office in another building. Most days you would see someone waiting outside the toilet door wearing gloves. -
I've never been asked to, but that's not stopped me.
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Has anyone on this forum NOT had a wank in a hospital?
Nope. The luxury of WFH (Wanking For Home) and delivering it within 60 minutes.
Handing it in at the pathology counter in Kingston Hospital the receptionist loudly stated "ooh, it's still warm!" much to the mirth of the other workers there. But that was probably mostly due to it being in my pocket during the number 85 bus trip to get to the hospital than anything else. No pocket leakage though.
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They'd need to be quick to catch me for a stop request.
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Not me, every splotch is sacred.
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I think pineapple juice is meant to be good for that.
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Paging @pdlouche
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It’s a pity, @snottyotter was such a promising anaesthesiologist.
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Hastily assembled on a Thurs evening, & work of heart rather than of art. But in response to the conviction of over 50 of Gisèle Pelicot's abusers, & to mark her courage, here's our 🎶twist on "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon. All names from convictions.
ELbowloh
JWestland
snottyotter
DethBeard
Eejit
Greenbank
withered_preacher
fredtc
JurekB
stevo_com
lynx
ric_a5
Kimmo
jackbepablo
MarvHucker
aggi
dicki
itsbruce
nick_h.-
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Are the Magazines and DVDs ordered through the normal NHS procurement systems? Is NICE involved to measure effectiveness/ cost etc?