Epic WTF

Was driving in Sussex earlier and noticed that the UK Scientology HQ now has their own brown road signs leading to it in the name of Saint Hill Manor, like they're some sort of legitimate place of interest.

Load up alix and it's done that annoying thing where I must have clicked on a link from one of the Dutch users on here and set me to NL. Which is a fucker, because it took me forever to get rid of the FR one.

But also it's decided that I need a specific cup to catch my jizz. I know this we can get OTT with having specific kit for every task, but a dedicated cum vessel seems a step too far.

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Colnago hoody anyone? (Nothing) special offer, only €550

£27.50 on this piece of redbubbly crap is a much better option:

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Almost, yes. Either they think they have become Versace or there's some real gold in it, I don't really get it.

You can get perfectly good, locally made masturbation cups from various markets and emporiums, why add all that shipping carbon for such as small price saving?

So posh, Tupperware works fine as long as you're not in a public space.

Any cup is a masturbation cup if you’re in a hurry

which is why you're not a barista

Ha!

The NHS doesn't have masturbation cups, they have masturbation pots with a screw=top lid. So you don't waste your precious juices.

Having gone through the IVF process twice, once on the NHS and once privately, I can confirm that the private clinics use the same screw top lids. The private clinic doesn't expect you to use the disabled toilet and does provide jazz mags however.

I had jazz mags on the NHS. New ones too. In a nice little room with a bed, and paintings on the wall. I never got a chance to use the bed. Presumably it was for reclining on while a friend gave you manual assistance.

You have to read a manual!?

On the NHS I was expected to use the disabled toilet. Once inside, a group of nurses decided to congregate outside for a loud and decidedly jolly conversation. I was convinced there must be a spyhole somewhere.

jazz mags

Medically approved smut. They have to make sure the content isn’t illegal or offensive.

God damn them nurses and their spyholes! Imagination sure beats any magazine

On the NHS I was expected to use the disabled toilet

My brother had the same except someone had done a really smelly shit just before he went in. Perfect.

Ah, the German room. Who knew the NHS offered kink catering.

On the NHS I just had an empty room with a picture of the Dales on the wall. Stimulation enough in Yorkshire.

You mean @dogsballs Dale?

They said I could fill my pot at home if I kept it warm and delivered it within 60 mins. Which was an excuse for some desperate morning commuting by car from Oval to Hammersmith. One day when traffic was bad I resorted to some extreme manoeuvres which loosened the top of the pot in my pocket. By the time I got to the hospital I had nothing to deliver except a damp patch in my trousers.

Likely story, you've just got a nurse fetish.

The Dales are fucking stunning, tbf.

Before receiving treatment for testicular cancer I had to make several deposits at UCLH. There were a few rooms specifically for this with mags and seat covered on blue roll. After my treatment I had to go back to check my sperm health. By then they had upgraded to a tv and DVD player.

Years later when we started IVF at Guys i was asked to pay for a courier to collect the frozen vials and bring them to guys. I said I’d rather do it myself. On arrival at UCLH I was given a small trolley with an aluminium freezer box )looked like a flight case basically) covered in all manner of hazmat stickers. I’ve never been given so much space on the tube.