Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

My friend in the Lords might be very interested

Too late.

You snooze you lose.

I was having at you, can't be self quoting stuff that prime.

Air kisses

I also have Jason Donovan's mobile number

It's not my first rodeo

Should we just rename this thread to @mashton's golf club submissions?

since there were less than 150 members

Surely excluded based on it using less rather than fewer

Scott is not an it

I've put on weight this year so am not hopeful about fitting into my DJ

Possibly the most mean spirited of all the quotes.

Merry Xmas.

using less rather than fewer

Alright mr collins

It seems my piss-taking directed at the sort of people who'd be gatekeeping golf club membership based on use of grammar has been misunderstood.

For the sake of clarity, I couldn't care less if someone uses less as opposed to fewer.

I've got somewhere to land my helicopter

I wasn't referring to Scott, I was referring to the quote. Frankly it feels pretty fucking shitty that that was your first assumption.

I'm old

I couldn't care fewer

Ftfy.

I was tempted!

Where in London can I buy good T45 / pastry flour for croissants?

Just apply sufficient lube and perhaps I can accommodate

I currently have someone’s hovercraft in my barn

my barn

100% euph

Should we just rename this thread to @mashton's golf club submissions?

Between judges, lords, and Jason Donovan, mashton's wig club sounds more apt.