I hate

I think they save a lot of the fun for other people

Fuck me, the cunt has a website
https://schoonerscorer.co.uk/

Looking forward to the YouTube podcast where we get to learn about crypto and the grind it takes to be a self made man.

Clearly better, I wish the Canadian medical system delved deeper into new-ish procedures.

Good grief.

He’s only marginally less odious than that eating with Tod character.

I am ashamed to admit I know one of the people in that video.

Ha ha ha!

Much better!

Just had to pull off a dead big toenail, fuck me that’s not something I ever want to experience again

Did you at least know the person?

😂

Had to drink a bottle of wine first rather quickly so perhaps not

If they are dead they just come away easily. A bit of grossness and pus but it’s a 15 second thing.

I've done worse after a bottle of wine tbf.

There was one last bit in the middle stuck after the whole thing turned 90 degrees upwards last night, and it really didn’t want to come out, even after soaking in hot water for ages

I’m also a big wuss!

Was it a really big toenail or was it dead?

Ha, it was both large and dead. Not that any are alive anyway, unless they’re fungal

I'm currently doing that shivery thing with the extra saliva in my mouth, over the toenail descriptions

I'm currently doing that shivery thing with the extra saliva in my mouth

You’ve never heard the word “orgasm” before?

hedge trimming season

watching the big sections of thorny branches on the road transfer into your tyre, spend the next minute praying the thorn hasn't gone through to the inner tube and trying to decide whether you should pull it out or leave it in thwacking against the frame / fork while the tyre is still holding pressure

PM me for pics if you’re looking for a good time

Bastard fucking cunting wasps!

there was a fairly massive one angrily harassing me while i was doing some diy on my workshop this week, the little cunt was so focussed on flying at/around me buzzing angrily it didn't notice the massive amount of spiders webbing in the roof window. flew up and got stuck and then an equally massive spider appeared from nowhere, paralysed it and webbed it the fuck up while the wasp buzz-screamed it's head off. 60 seconds later it was gone and being stored in the spiders larder for dinner.

the spider was one of those giant bulbous round abdomen with tiny body ones so equally unpleasant to know is lurking nearby but as he is doing the old gods work he can stay for now (after i googled whether native spiders in the uk paralyse their prey like at just to be sure it wasn't a dodgy one from some supermarket bananas).

/csb

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You’ve never heard the word “orgasm” before?

Mind went blank as it was such a difficult wank

Never cut your toe nails after a skinful. It doesn’t end well.

I think this is my path - did you just pull it off?

This is the reason I never kill spiders. Living in the sticks spiders are our insecticide.