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starmer has launched plans today with a vision, a vision of having every street be a 10 story part ownership flat complex with a Starbucks under it. this is in light of the only stores currently surving being betting shops, american candy stores; supermarkets. tesco are in the process of working with the cabinet to roll out the national id clubcard. the first program of its kind to link both a credit score, biometric identification and dynamic discounting. to spur up further confidence in retail, labour are launching PFI backed franchise contracts for several household brands, including but not limeted too, rough trade, pretty green and flannels.
to curb anti social behaviour there is a curfew for anyone under 21 past 9pm and the only music allowed to be played above 20 decibels is to be submitted for review by a new government body. the body is aledged to be made up of what hifi subscribers over 48; northern soul revival forum members. an exception will be made for any artist currently on keir starmers personal spotify playlist. in addition to this there will be a new entertainment tax, this is to fund any box hire or food at cultural events starmer, or his family, might want to attend
following the success of the smoking ban the government has targetted other health risks, those lined up are banning the mcdonalds 3 for £3, preventing the sale of full sugar fizzy pop and the criminilisation of caffine. to off set the expected revanue loss to cultural venues the government is launching a renewed "real ale" campaign, subsadising any IPA and giving a 5 year tax break to those investing in bitter production. these will be lead by the new government advisors james watt and martin dickie.
transgender healthcare is now under review for those under 30, with all medical interventions halted to those under 25. government advisors said there will be minimal impact to current services as the shortest gic waitlist is at 47 years. anyone attempting to import or prescribe estrogen or testosterone other than for those on the british cycling olympic track will face up to 13 years in prison. wes streeting has noted that alternative care will be offered, such as a video of angela rayner dancing at pride with a brat summer sign to spark "gay joy"; that any trans person with suicidal feelings will be taken into 24 hour care at HMP Bellmarsh for their own protection. lisa nandy and yvette cooper are said to be working together to ensure anyone affected will have access to chappel roan festival recordings (to be played and 17 decibels).
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