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Not quite as cool but I've had a speeding warning sent to me because some blind old arsehole in some stupid Brexit town can't read numberplates. I was in London and hadn't driven a car for months so I made the police ensure my name was removed from their fake speeding drivers list and told them to tell the idiot that false positives do nothing to help their cause.
I once had an arrest warrant for me from the Polish police sent to the Luxembourgish Police. I had a senior officer from the part of the police that handles organised crime here come to work to ask what was going on and why was I a subject of an arrest warrant from Poland for a fraud that took place in the early 2000s in the USA. Turns out that Polish police don't know how the internet works, looked up the whois on a domain, did a bit of half arsed googling, found a judge and off we go.