General Election 2024

I’m not delusional, but I’m 100% clear that any Labour government is better* than any Tory government, and several times better than this lot in particular.

(*with the important proviso that they don’t do anything mad, like invading Iraq)

Argh that's frustrating. Ideally the day before someone would have just whatsapped all the undecided/toriesout voters and gone EVERYONE THAT WAY!

RIP to all the fake Tory MP satire accounts, but shout out to Tom Little for this classic of the genre

https://x.com/ThisIsTomLittle/status/1317224995970555907?t=I397C0w7tQILAUhoILU3LQ&s=19

I've printed mine off and I'm playing for a line...

Typo on row 5

Line 2 is the easy win there.

I'm not sure it's so easy to declare line 2 as the winner. I'd say lines 1, 3 and 6 are pretty enticing. And 7

Noticed that too. Which idiot spells coffee like that

gave a friendly two finger wave as i passed the jane 'rhymes with' hunt constituency office this morning.

voting done, fingers and toes crossed.

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Yeah, just been listening to Andrew Neil on times radio laying the ground work of 'Oh Labours going to get less than 40%' so they have no mandate etc. So we've voted Labour.

Ha ha! absolutely!

No queue in Plumstead, just a slow trickle of people coming in.

How long until Reform storm Westminster with a Stop the Steal riot?

You joke (I think), but as soon as Farage isn't Prime Minister (because from what I have read, none of their supporters understand how the political system/FPTP works), expect marches in London.

Numpties.

Where does one acquire such a beautiful sticker?

I joke but wouldn’t be surprised. FFS I thought Boris was a joke candidate, Trump was a joke candidate and how wrong was I?

Also reform is the party for people who are hard of thinking so of course their voters have no idea of how voting works or that anyone could think differently to themselves.

Where does one acquire such a beautiful sticker?

@bigshape please tell us!

Empty at my polling station, but was (hopefully) after the pre-commute gang. Also super safe (even though new) Labour constituency so maybe not that high a turnout.

https://www.tozersigns.com/

from a signwriter in brizzle - i got some a few years back.
i couldn't see the stickers on her shop unfortunately, but there are prints and pin badges.

Real Tory panic in these bits..

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Thanks!

Bexley? Sidcup?

My folks there are moaning about the supermajority and how the secret plan is for Starmer to step down when he is in so Corbyn can get take over. That's what the local masons club are all saying anyway.

FFS. And they wonder why I moved to Spain.

Ha ha ha! Brilliant

This was next to Chislehurst station. It's dying for a bit of amendment to just say 'voten labour' though.

Queue behind me when the doors opened at 7am.

https://matteason.co.uk/scream/

Love this

Fucking hell.

How do they explain Corbyn's ejection from the Labour Party and him standing as an independent? Or is that all part of the deception?