General Election 2024

Was impressed when John Curtis stated that they generally know the winner of the election based on the data from their exit poll by about 2pm on election day. Madness.

Good morning! Everyone excited about dismantling the boomer political project? Good stuff!

Oh man, you're gonna be so disappointed when Starmer's mob just slaps a bit of lipstick on the boomer political project and rolls it in some glitter...

There are only foxes left in the henhouse.

#rep

Vote done. Can’t wait for this lot to fuck off now.

I have to spend the day at Peppa Pig World as mini_com's school is closed as a polling station. So, suffer for a bit then fuck the Tories into the sun.

I’ve been up since 430 and have dealt with dog shit of varying solidity.
I think there’s an analogy here.

You'll probably run into Boris Johnson.

Mini_com has specific instructions

"Daddy, look at that scruffy fat cunt!"

"I've told you not to call me that outside of the house"

lol

I've printed mine off and I'm playing for a line...

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Gullis is the one I really wanna see get dumped. The absolute worst of the 2019 shitgibbons 😑

Voted. Polling station busier than in local elections. 1 dog. FTT.

Polling station steady stream at 07.30. No Tory outside asking voter number / details in what is normally a blue seat, hopefully they’ve just given up

Sunderland are mad fast counters or summat, they declare first.

There are bellweather seats, whoever is elected mirrors the national result.

A day with your kids and electoral Armageddon. It's the perfect day. Stock up on suntan lotion for all the Tory burns.

We have no idea who to vote for, the too close to call between Lab and Lib dems in Hamble Valley apparently.

Very disappointing.

Line 2 is the easy win there.

16 standing Cabinet Ministers projected to lose their seat in latest
YouGov poll. 👀

https://x.com/Haggis_UK/status/1808538565250347447

So it's less a Portillo Moment than which will be the first Portillo
Moment? Delicious.