Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Spelt HARIBO wrong

Adidas should issue a cease and desist before it’s too late

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They're not even sambas, man can't even read a word on his shoe properly!

his shoe

Unlikely.

The turntables.

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Genuine story too!

https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/science/dead-birds-get-new-life-new-mexico-researchers-develop-taxidermy-bird-drones-2023-04-13/

As of some someone is throwing money at that.

Isn’t it time the worlds scientists start putting their heads together to solve climate change rather than dicking about with dead birds

The scientists have already told everyone how to solve climate change.

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haha

reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wivJ6FeXqdk

hopefully that doesn't trigger anyone

Something about this must be pixels, it’s too perfect

Football twitter
https://x.com/matttomic/status/1798062996645871971

amazing 👌

"jellied cunt" fucking cockneys

Beautiful

Maybe you are being glib. If not then that's how basically all science works, someone gets money or creates a space to study something seemingly innocuous and weird that probably goes nowhere or makes something curious but with no real world use. Then 5 years later another scientist comes across it by random and realises it's exactly what they need to finish a new prototype of particle accelerator.

And yeah they've told us how to stop climate change but 20 quid ryanair flights, PS5s and same day Amazon deliveries are quite handy so sorry future generations 🤷

Yeah but...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36954689

they've told us how to stop climate change

This is what's known as a category error. Science has a model of which changes in human action would alter the extent of anthropogenic climate change, but how we deal with climate change is a political question. You could definitely eliminate all further anthropogenic effects on climate by killing all humans, but that may not be the most palatable solution politically.

You could definitely eliminate all further anthropogenic effects on climate by killing all humans, but that may not be the most palatable solution politically.

I’d definitely want to know the rest of their platform, but can see myself voting for that.

Yeah but no but yeah but no but

Of course political change is required to force corporations to change their behavior as consumers have proven incapable of making “correct” choices on their own.

One could also encourage adoption of a new religion
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Euthanasia

I think if you’ve ever seen futurama, you’ll know their other policies.

Something about beer and hookers.

You could definitely eliminate all further anthropogenic effects on climate by killing all humans

The gift of consciousness has manifested as a greedy accumulation of more resources than we need. We're destroying our own habitat. Perhaps consciousness is an evolutionary dead end? Would our extinction be less likely if we didn't have it?

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