Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

lol

Reminds me of when you play up in the supermarket and your mum just grabs you by the scruff of your neck and drags you off.

You can't park there mate.

"No time to explain, come with me!"

"No time to explain, come with me!"

I was thinking "I must go, my people need me", but yours is better

"Get in loser, we're going shopping"

"get in the back of the van"

"get in the back of the van"

Bit darker than the other suggestions but okay

It's a Gen X meme sir, but it checks out

https://youtu.be/3K0Esd1-ZEE?si=wjMZpjnEj7qpvS4v

Bit harsh.

Edit, double penetrated

Can't help myself

Bilk Hicks would be a libertarian crypto bro.

Just to be clear, that's the Bill Hicks who said that everyone in marketing is Satan's little helper and that they should kill themselves, right?

I'm reminded of a commenter at Crikey who gets superficially taken for a right wing old fart because he likes to rail against 'soft pap progs', when he's old school hard left; probably to the left of 99% of the other subscribers.

What's a soft pap prog?

A typo?

As Jack R has it, a soft pap prog is someone who considers themselves progressive, and has been sucked into the divisive identity politics trap, thus betraying the cardinal lefty principle of solidarity to stroke their ego over futile side quests. Or something.

As an old school hard lefty who only has it in for the ruling class myself, I'm inclined to agree that we need to skip the circular firing squads and build guillotines instead.

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Rishi Sunak has released a statement on the election results and admitted it was “disappointing” that Andy Street lost in the West Midlands.

But the PM has insisted the country was “turning a corner” and that his party’s plan “is working”.

hahaha

Only if the plan is to lose all political representation in the country.

the PM has insisted the country was “turning a corner” and that his party’s plan “is working”.

ok.

4d chess, it’s all part of their genius plan.

Should be street parties everywhere, right? How's the weather this time of year?

... Here's hoping Labour is at least a bit more labour than Labor; good luck with that

Maybe Sunak is a Labour deep agent. His entire life was spent to get to this moment

sunak reminds me of Comical Ali.

Saddam Hussein's spokesman during the Iraq war, he would daily make wildly inaccurate prouncements about how well the war was going for the Iraqi's. Each day steadly getting worse.

There was a famous scene, where one of his daily Baghdad press conferences had to be conducted from the car park because the electricity had been cut off by American bombing, Comical was pontificating about how well the war was going, how they were when an American tank appeared behind him.

so Riduculous rishi ?

Do you mean Chemical Ali?