Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

The dog is an aspirational signal.
Ok maybe not the homeless guy, but the skinhead and Tyson…for sure
Crusties are so obscure these days they are more like cosplayers, like mods

Crusties are … like cosplayers…

They were ever thus.

We have the decidedly non golf club compliant solution, which is one of those plastic fuel container looking things with a hose attachment you can pressurise by pumping. You can fill it with warmish water and wash the smelly bastard outside. I think our brand is called mud-daddy. It's great.

Got a spot in a corporate box

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Crusties are so obscure these days they are more like cosplayers

Go to Granada. Fucking everywhere.

It's like being in Camden in the 90s.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

You're not truly GC until you've carried your poodle cross into your wet room and hosed his paws down with the hand shower head. 🏌🏼‍♂️

Just call in the dog stylist, it’s only £80!

/s

@hugo7

Haha that’s nice to hear. My old Spanish colleagues went pretty hard on the dirtbag/punk aesthetic…glad to know it’s still alive

I saw self-posting in the golf club on the previous page.

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Geez, that was twice a day, every day, when I lived on Hampstead Heath.

#selfown

We've had a lot of rain lately. 🐾

Go to Granada

when I lived on Hampstead Heath

call in the dog stylist

We've had a lot

Another vote for mud daddy.

Tell me it was a self-built yurt?

I'm not sure if there is a ideological correlation, but the whole place has dog shit everywhere because the lazy bastards never pick up after their dogs.

Another vote for mud daddy.

I'd vote for anyone called Mud Daddy.

probably fit the use case without having the time to play golf.

I don't want people going to my car stash.

Also great for giving the bike a wash down.

Tumi have a 'Golf' range