Overheard at the Guardian reading, Tofu eating, Yoghurt weaving, Vegan Deli Counter

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greentricky in reply to @andyp

They make a good point

You can intuit a lot about a person from their meal deal selection. Consider two people: one getting ready salted crisps, a BLT and a San Pellegrino, the other a spicy chicken pasta pot, the hard-boiled egg two-pack and a banana Yazoo. Which one would you rather have as your babysitter?

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t-v in reply to @greentricky

What is the answer though?

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persona_non_grata in reply to @t-v

Obvious. The spicy pasta pot means baby sitter will be using your bog and leaving chili splatter, and two hard boiled eggs means you’ll be smelling her farts for a couple of days. Option one please. Also San Pelligrino hints at a degree of sophistication so kids might be in good hands. I would also accept the Lidl knock off stuff.

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