Epic fail

One of my brothers friends in primary school got a pea stuck in his ear because him and his mate thought it would come out the other side!

Same mate and my bro also set the alter on fire at church because they thought the saints would put it out or something, kids eh!

Back in the 60s, a family friend put a bean of some sort up his nose. By the time the parents found out and had it medically removed, it had started sprouting.

Somebody misread the title of that tale…

Take that told us what's an hour of the day? You waist at least one a day. Doing not a single dance.

Lucky it was his nose, not yours while you were asleep.

shit! when my daughter did similar they managed to suck it out with a specialist medical hoover

I have a formative memory from childhood of being held down, while my father jammed nasal forceps into what felt like my brain to retrieve a lump of cheese.

Kids these days with their anaesthetic and qualified surgeons.

(My old man was a gynaecologist. I don't want to known where those forceps had been previously. At least he went in through the nostril though.)

a specialist medical hoover

Dr Henry? Is that what the white one is for?

Surely he'd be a consultant hoover, so it'd be Mr Henry

Very good you two.

Is it epic fail if you or your child stick things up there nose/ears. Seems far more common than the pan stuck on the head of comedies.

Did you try the "mothers kiss" technique first? Might work for future popcorn accidents

Not the same for things stuck up your arse though.

I think it's probably frowned upon for gynaecologists too

So, after spending 2.5 hours for a procedure we were booked in for, they decided that they're now going to wait 24-48 hrs to see if he develops nasal discharge. If he doesn't, they're not going to do anything. What a waste of time.

Surely he'd be a consultant hoover, so it'd be Mr Henry

Only if he's a surgeon

Sad thought is that like a Glaswegian kiss?

I have a vivid memory of taking down a mouthful of dinner, coughing reactively because it was heading the wrong way, then spending the next couple of minutes sneezing peas.

sneezing peas

Great album title there

Even better, add ‘The’ for an even better band name.

Sneezing Peas The?

Sneezing the Peas.

Shades of Kissing the Pink there

So none of you have vomited and some gone through your nose.

I have no idea who Screaming Trees are but now I’m thinking about them