The fall of the Tory party

Their lowest figure since 1978. But they did win a general election a year later...

They're going to need a bigger tax cut

So, Rish! just needs to tell Isaac Levido to organise, this Spring, a Winter of Discontent, that is entirely Labour's fault, and he has a clear path to a General Election victory.

Sounds like the government amendments have taken a hammering in the Lords

Michael Howard was on Today programme this morning saying they'll get through when it goes back to the HOC.

There's something of the shite about him

Paul Scully to quit, also has extreme moment of clarity, appears to wake up from his recent racist fever dreams, accuses fellow party members of being bellends

https://twitter.com/scullyp/status/1764618305581494696

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Ah, the delusional comfort of the bell(end) curve sought by so called seerers who hope against hope a gradual, manageable, calm ease into transition from state to state is a simple case of crossing the floor to the opposition side.
So resign Scummy and spare us you fuckcasting post hoc cockshit
We see you, you useless tosser
A period of silence from you all would be most welcome
Rose without a trace and hopefully falls as so

Risk pushing themselves into an ideological cul-de-sac? Too fucking late by a long way.

Ideological cul-de-sacs are clearly no go areas for Scully

You really need a hyphen for compound adjectives or it looks like machetes are waving lefties.

In today's world I have know idea if this is real, 'chopped, or sarcastic.

Ideological cul-de-sacs are clearly no go areas for Scully

This comment didn't get the rep it deserved.

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Leave @Skülly alone, or at least spell his name correctly.

Machete waving lefties could appear at any time.

Or machetes waving lefties can arrive at any time.

Currently makes perfect sense.

But what about machete waiving lefties..?

And yes, is this shit real?

Edit: No it’s not:

https://twitter.com/Councillorsuzie/status/1764939625632506319?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

I over pedanted and missed that.

This. I have no idea what’s going on here.

Some laugh watching Rishi and his super wealthy wife pretend they make beds and do dishes in there house and its not one of the slaves.

They can even lie and fake it, you can see through it.

Guys on borrowed time and just won't let go.

Tufton Street shithousery:

https://twitter.com/poppyeh/status/1765127425544122878

— senior Conservatives believe later this year Sunak will revive his
leadership campaign pledge to slash the basic rate of income tax by as
much as 4p

— could be in a second fiscal event later this year, or as the key
plank of the Tory election manifesto

https://twitter.com/alexwickham/status/1765048225940001043

Wages up I think 17% since 2010. But inflation means £10 in 2010 is now £14.70. So in real terms cos of the threshold freeze people are worse off. The poorest people.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/mar/05/the-end-is-nigh-kill-me-now-the-sunaks-have-done-the-grazia-video

Secret dossiers on academics... Stazifying the civil service* out of their desperation? Nasty

They were obviously going to go all dirty tricks. But many non-politicians are going to be fair game too it seems.

*I don’t pretend the security services don’t do this already. But she’s responsible for fucking science, not MI5

Thanks spindrift, more on this story here
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/mar/05/uk-science-minister-michelle-donelan-apologises-and-pays-damages-after-academics-libel-action