Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

One of the more obvious ones recently.

This was quite amazing, discussing people falling down the consipracy theory rabbit hole, oblivious to doing the same...

Lack of self awareness is an essential quality for a top grade golf club quote.

I’ve dropped a couple grand on some rare piece

At a meeting for work at the Hurlingham Club today, literally overheard: "I have friends at the Telegraph and they get paid pretty well, but they saying they're working less. But I'm working my arse off."

At a meeting for work at the Hurlingham Club today

Beat me to it. Easy pickings.

i own two already and am not afraid

I have friends at the Telegraph

"I have friends" - ooh la la la Mr Fancy Networking guy

A second house is fine

couple of down gilets

We live in a chalet

we just booked a really nice hotel in the south of france

Get my peroni on ice, I'm in the club.

I picked up a Barbour Beauchamp a few weeks ago

my London house

How did I know that would end up here.

Should have been London home.

It won't be my London home for that much longer hopefully. When I sell it I shall start Bordeaux Fixed Gear and Single Speed.

Red bikes only ;)

I've recently become the occupier of some land purchased by a family member

I have the mega bucks one Les Forgés 1890.

a neatly folded handkerchief.

Out of context genius!