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If it suits your needs, have at it. Doesn't mean someone else won't think your perfect bike is fugly. :) I think DH bikes are ridiculous - just get a motocross bike so you don't need a chairlift. But obvs everyone rides different stuff and likes different stuff. Just like my bikes get ridiculed (I've owned a PX Zebdi ffs), everything is fair game on the internet and that's all part of the fun. :)
I thought about scrambler geometry with normal frame/no funny tubes plus segmented forks.
But I don't think that exists unless boutique or one off, and when I bought mine it was definitely on the affordable side of weird steel frames.