Epic WTF

Network N1

This came as a complimentary gift with our supermarket shop!?!

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It's probably a substitution for some broccoli they didn't have.

I mean it looks like a nice enough chair.

epic win thread >>> :)

Aside from opening us both up to some golf club thread action, someone handed one of those things to each of my kids when we last went shopping. Now got four of the fuckers hanging around our house. I think Waitrose must have (unbelievably) been unable to sell any of them.

Do any of yours at least stand up!?
I can’t quite fathom the run of events that have lead it to our home lol

Feed me Seymour

Do any of yours at least stand up!?

The plant on a slant?

We got one free after visiting Santa in JL a couple of weeks ago.

Someone at JL bet the farm on their Christmas ad sparking interest in the character like previous years and it’s not working out that way.

Pine on an incline?

Aspidistra on the pista

So basically fuck you north of the Watford gap.

Maybe we should put up a wall to make the difference clear.

Shall we instead comment on his two hair transplants?

Or his and his father's opinion they are super men and need to have as many children to improve the population.

I was thinking that too...

Does it have to be human?

Oi fucking stop that golf bat shite now.

More importantly what the fuck is it? As I don't think the plant from the little shop of horrors is appropriate

It’s a Venus fly trap.

Indeed.

https://www.johnlewis.com/john-lewis-christmas-advert-2023-snapper-character-plush-soft-toy/p110743615

This year, our Christmas advert is the story of a perfect Christmas tree named Snapper. Snapper might not be perfect to you or me — but he's perfect in every way to a boy called Alfie, who grew him from a seed.
Truth be told, he's not the most traditional of trees. More Venus Fly Trap than Norwegian fir, but he tries his very best....

Sounds like some decent acid doing the rounds when they got together to discuss the Christmas advert.

everyone knows north is up

As a grammer Nazi, you go up to the capital city of a country in ingrish grandma.

Or fuck it what ever as long as I get my bonus

Visit Falmouth, where the kind, considerate council provide a bench half way along the main retail street for weary shoppers.

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Merry Xmas from Florida!

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/dec/27/florida-teen-allegedly-shoots-kills-sister-christmas-gift

*This is pretty tragic

Jfc that story just gets worse and worse and worse.