Pro-cycling thread

Who made this?

I'll take it if no one else has.

I got sent a German one (no idea why) but can't get that to work, even with a vpn.

Sorry, @alhaaa got it. If it doesn't work for them, you're next in line.

That's worked for me, surely will be a few others floating around. Cheers @hippy

Coolio. Glad someone could use it.

< Name redacted > to protect the innocent.

Who works for either the UCI or Flanders Classics (who organise the Cyclocross World Cup on behalf of the UCI).

No worries. Managed to get a proper UK one via the GCN chat bot.

All the snooker I could ever want.

Would the rhino’s wider footprint prevail or would the cheetah’s slender paw cut through the mud?

The lion eats them both for breakfast if he's racing. Unless it's deep mud on a flat course.

These animals don't stack up.

Why would you want a stack of animals consisting of a rhino, a lion and a cheetah? It's all angles, teeth and fury.

Lions do fuck all but sleep,eat, fuck, and kill hyenas. I’ve seen lion king.

Rhinos live in dry dusty places or the rainforest. They are short sighted and don’t excel in mud.

cheetahs are long and fast and go hungry most of the time. Also get hassle from hungry hyenas. Leopards hang around in trees.

Are Tom : whippet
Wout: elephants (like mud and mountains (see Hannibal)
Him : Kangaroo

Wouldn't a hamster on a wheel be more apt since all they do is go round and round?

Parklife!

Anyone else got one of these they are not using please?

I didn't get one for some reason.

Ta!

How did you get one via the chat bot?

Edit:if you go and complain you didn't get a three months free code they give you one.

Just via support@globalcyclingnetwork.com ? Haven't had a response yet

How did you get one via the chat bot?

I tried the chat bot earlier, but didn’t get a response. Seems to have disappeared now.

I've just got it this second

I'm not sure the emails work. I tried to reply to my email, but got an error message.

I had actually been sent a code, but for some reason (maybe I signed up via a VPN) it was in German.

Anyway, I went on the website and went through a couple of loops in the chat bot until I got to chat to an actual person (or a very convincing AI), then explained the situation and they gave me a code.

Strong Wiggle thread vibes

Anyway, I went on the website and went through a couple of loops in the chat bot until I got to chat to an actual person (or a very convincing AI), then explained the situation and they gave me a code.

Got through to a person, but they told me that, as my subscription expired on 16/12 (i.e. Saturday), I’m not getting a code!

I see that van der Poel has won the Dutch 'Sportsman of the Year' vote, ahead of Max Verstappen. I know @andyp is always passionately interested in this sort of vote. :) I'm not, either, but I do enjoy it if cycle sport beats motor sport.

Kanga-fucking-roo? Are you on crack?

He's the king of the (cx) jungle, not some half-wit, punchy Australian with a fanny pack.

Well if he’s king of the fucxing jungle why are they using savannah animals?