Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

My podiatrist prescribed New Balance Fresh Foam runners, they look great with slacks.

Mum, is that you?

Slacks... ;)

Want. No, need.

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Plz stahp! 🍑🕳️

I did a search earlier and wasn't too thrilled with the colour combinations on offer so didn't pull the trigger but that one is ace. Ordered, thanks! 😋

Could they make the wings a bit more like goatse hands?

No golf club bar for him until he puts on some socks and proper shoes...

We sit on over $1tn of pensions

The Roehampton Club is many multiples of that, currently £3485/year for full playing access, plus a one off £8245 new member entrance fee

great wrist presence

I got a an Avios upgrade to business

I haven't used my sous vide for ages.

on the dreamliner I was on yesterday. Was having fun ordering drinks not on the menu and seeing whether they could make them.

Good to put the help through their paces every now and then. Chef’s fucking kiss

Hah, I walked into that

That’s a good one!

a pissoir connesoiur

Three grand for the suit isn't bad really

BTW... this stuff, I believe it's paid for itself (multiple times over). I probably dropped about £10k on my AV setup for work from home including the mic, audio equipment, lighting, desk, camera, lens, and controls... not including the beast of a computer itself. When I was with a customer last week, who pay us high millions per year, they even stated that they appreciate deeply the ability for me to come on the call, representing this one vendor, and the effectiveness of communication to bring a messy situation under control. Additionally I did all of this as I believe that transparent communication is the heart of a manager <> report relationship and builds trust, so I think it makes me more effective. My salary and package in the 3y since I went all in on this has greatly outpaced growth in salary measured at any other time in my career... during a time when the industry isn't growing salaries much. I do think I'm good at my job, but not to the extent of the what I've achieved... and honestly, I think that a home AV studio is to the work from home generation, as to what a wardrobe of tailored suits was to the late 1980s... it's status, it communicates, it's effective, and the psychology of it is so in the favour of those doing it that I think people are failing to invest in themselves if they aren't using it to their advantage... I want to physically shake the sales people and tell them to up their AV game... it's an advantage that is huge.

This one has properly monopolised the clubhouse fireplace and is swishing their brandy glass and panatella while drawling this.

This is some Patrick Bateman shit right here

I bet Huey Lewis and the News sounds great on that AV system

I wrote it knowingly 😁