Epic WTF

https://twitter.com/roshanpateI/status/1719030157229326662

When applying to mini_com's school, I had to send them a doc from my google drive, that was very close alphabetically to the doc for my semen analysis results (from back when we were trying to create said sprog). I actually got as far as attaching it to the email to the school, but luckily noticed before I hit send.

Just giving them a small peek into possible future business?

Ha! "BRACE YOURSELVES!"

Is that V02 lab tested or from Garmin?

Mine is 59 according to watch which after a month of covid cough is bollocks.

I'd get bored after counting about 20 sperms.

If you spit the rest out you could count to 200,000.

Wasteful.

😂

https://x.com/lasvegaslocally/status/1719730864903655931?s=46&t=2PATd_OtsVdKlFqH4sTWPQ

People wondered what would happen to the generation that grew up playing GTA. 🤪

Pacman ;)

Good times....

Yeah as I've seen rage outbursts while playing pong.

Wondering around dark rooms hunting for little pelets to munch to a repetitive electronic beat?

Definitely had no effect.

None at all 🙂🙂🙂.........

Pacman ;)

Chucky Egg or GTFO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUaUHxXact4

This woman has since dismissed her lawyer and is convinced she's not going to jail.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyxT1o8J4gg/

Adelaide. Explains a lot.

Not published on Apr 1st?!

https://road.cc/content/tech-news/saddlespur-bike-seat-has-patented-backrest-304951

It's 7,:30 and people on this flight are already hitting the champagne.

Are they just glad to be leaving whichever country it was?

Airports and flying are timezone-less. It can be whatever time you want it to be.

For Brits, it's never time for an afternoon tea though, it's always party-starting time.

But we only came 3rd equal in the OECD list of drunkard nations.