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  • Ridiculous numbers of emails for ordering stuff on the Internet

    We have your order!

    We are packing your order!

    Your order is ready to be shipped!

    We have handed your parcel to a courier company!

    This is your courier company, we have notification of your parcel!

    We picked up your parcel!

    Your parcel is at the delivery depot!

    Your parcel is on a van and will arrive at 12:23!

    Your parcel was delivered!

    (back to original company) Your parcel was delivered!

    (courier) Did your delivery driver give you a blow job?

    (company) Please give us a 5 star review for doing what we said we would which is surely worth 3 stars since we didn't go above and beyond

    I have an account. I can click on the webshite for order updates if I want them.

  • I had one recently where the order was sent in 2 packages so I got double the amount of messages and the guy even called 10 minutes before to check I was going to be home.

  • Totally with you on this

  • Damn infuriating and only slightly below the companies that advertise 24hour delivery but take three days to identify the goods in the warehouse and send them to the delivery department to be packaged and put in the out tray.

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