Epic WTF

Extremely NSFW

Shot and chaser

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Wac.

Thought that's the sort of thing that makes you besties for life, family's at Xmas etc.

did you not read her actions caused him to give up a 1st class seat. inexcusable behaviour from an underling.

Pilot: ‘And if passengers would like to look out of the right side of the plane they’ll be able to see a plane hitting the world trade centre. And for those on the left side of the plane, don’t fear I’ll update you on any sites of interest that you’ll be able observe through the flight as well.

A friend of mine had a live stream of the NY skyline running from his Brooklyn flat in 2001, he sent me the link after the first impact and we were joking that must have been another drunk russian pilot because there was some incident that year. I switched to a news website to see if there was anything being reported and it wasn't yet, then I switched back to the stream which only updated every few seconds and boom there was the fireball of the second impact.

He kept on digging!

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I think you lose 50 IQ points if you read his Twitter feed for more than a few seconds.

I'm not sure this retired consultant's letter is really helping:
https://twitter.com/Joanna__Hardy/status/1701864319950926216

That's a confession.

Big King from Shrek vibes:

Some of (you) will be sexually harassed, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make. (Licks lips)

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cul9PsFKWNo/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Dunno how to embed the video but imagine you were out walking your dug, as you always do, past the manky as fuck pond, but today there's a mental gingey dude drinking out of it wi a fancy fucking straw?!

Other videos on the profile are of bulletproof vests n shit. Is like 'mericanner cosplay?

Hours ago, on a website far away...

Them: I have this great idea for the next game in the franchise. The historical bit should be set in 1890s to 1900s Moscow, during Stalin's rise to power when he was killing all the anarchists... (goes on a bit, involving a modern day segment, also fights on ice skates involving hookblades).

Me: Interesting, but Stalin's rise to power was some time later. At the time you're talking about, he was really just a Bolshevik bandit stealing money to fund the party. Also, back then he was (by Bolshevik standards) a moderate who worked with revolutionaries of all kinds, something Lenin eventually reprimanded him for. So it might work better to have him an enigmatic figure in the historical section. That might make the modern day bit even more poignant, especially if the modern day protagonist was also a Georgian.

Them: That's cool, I can see how that would work. I can use that.

Me: But the basic idea is nice. I've long been fascinated by that period. Any chance of Nestor Makhno making an appearance?

Them: Who?

Me : (brief history of the Revolutionary Insurgent Army of Ukraine) He was quite something. He fought everybody - the Central Powers, the Red Army, the White Army... sometimes with the Red Army against the White Army...

Them: Oh, dang, the reds were the party Stalin was a member of, right?

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Oooookaaaayyy...

This isn't really epic, even if a bit WTF. Also, the kid was totally unfazed by any of it and is now busy adding "Young Stalin" and "10 days that shook the world" to his reading list, while expressing a fascination for communist/socialist history from over there on the other side of the Atlantic. And he wants to see a game where anarchists on ice skates assassinate Chekists, which would be quite epic and the world will be a better place if he goes on to run a video game company.

Still. Dang.

There's a Behind the Bastards xmas special (usually not a bastard) about Makhno.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-nestor-makhno-anarchist-warlord-75468315/

Thanks, will listen. "The Rest is History" did a special on the history of the Ukrainians last year (for obvious reasons). When they got to the Russian Civil War I was eagerly waiting for them to get to him. Quite disappointed when they didn't.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/sep/12/the-us-has-such-a-love-affair-with-laxatives-that-there-is-now-a-national-shortage-this-is-not-normal

‘Nuf said.

First time I visited the states I took one shit in a week.

‘Nuf said.

Me too. I was taking a lot of heroin at the time tho.

I mean, the gaps in the toilet stalls are the real wtf.

Nothing like making eye contact with a colleague while you're clipping one off.

Also the size of the public toilets.

I remember using the ones in Grand Central and they epitomised that American mantra of over built and under engineered. I can only imagine what they'd be like in some of the chubbier states.

We went to some red neck country and western club once in North Carolina and the shitters just had a half height stable door.

Compared with the Japanese over engineered and under sized toilets, which are hermetically sealed, barely shoulder width, and obvs the built musical bum gun and drier. And are probably controlled not by Android or IOS, but some bespoke OS that works only for bogs.

Smart toilets may involve more than one kind of leak.

One country bar I went to bitd had the shitter in one corner and urinals along the side of the same room. When my brother went for a piss there was a big hairy bloke having a crap - 'don't mind me son, you just carry on'

I've seen this in the US quite a few times, but I think you are supposed to lock the door if defecating?