I don’t give a fuck that someone has touched / broken into / whatever your fucking car. And yet here we all are, listening to your fucking BMW shrieking at a million decibels at half 8 when I’m trying to get my kids to sleep (I know, it was my choice to have kids, what a twat I am). I hope someone is actually stealing your fucking BMW, because then maybe the noise of the alarm would fuck off somewhere else, also you drive like a cunt so it would be all round better for everyone if you were 1 car to the fewer.
Car alarms.
I don’t give a fuck that someone has touched / broken into / whatever your fucking car. And yet here we all are, listening to your fucking BMW shrieking at a million decibels at half 8 when I’m trying to get my kids to sleep (I know, it was my choice to have kids, what a twat I am). I hope someone is actually stealing your fucking BMW, because then maybe the noise of the alarm would fuck off somewhere else, also you drive like a cunt so it would be all round better for everyone if you were 1 car to the fewer.