Epic WTF

That calls for delicate planning, if the picnic is too far away the food will be overcooked, too close and it’s still raw inside.

Speed and wind direction will be factors as well.

https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE

0.36 fuck me! Waiting for the story of how he got his hood pass...

Sorry to spoil the fun

Ha! It seemed too wtf to be true indeed. But despite this being fake af, I also learned that christian rap is actually a thing.

Praise the lord....

Wonder if there is christian ska, reggae or blues. But not enough to think further than typing this.

Knock yourself out

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_ska_bands

There’s Christian metal.

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The best Christian music is the Christian music you never even noticed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajm1Qx9duSQ

Turns out Ska is pretty much the perfect canvas for happy God songs it turns out as well...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or1EdRvhPOk

“Stryper loves Jesus, and I love a girl”

There’s Christian metal.

Nine inch nails?

Are there nine nails each of an inch in length, or multiple nails that are 75% of a foot long?

Five Iron Frenzy- memory-trip that one for sure.

Don't even care enough to click the link. If it aint the specials...I'm not interested ;)

Now I'm picturing the quire boys singing christian metal...or a glam metal band.

Makes me wonder why Eek-A-Mouse is not sampled more often.

I remember listening to a metal show back in Oz and they'd drop the odd Christian metal song in between Slayer and Pantera and shit. There was one band that was actually pretty good. Now I'm gonna have to find out who they were.

EDIT:

I reckon it was Tourniquet. The name rings a vague bell but I'd need to listen to something to know for sure.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_metal_artists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOgcgKDfzUQ&list=PL00B788C2298D3AEC
&v=MOgcgKDfzUQ

Yeah, they have the fast thrash metal Megadeth/Slayer guitar riffs I was into so it was probably them.

Can't believe no one has mentioned Insane Clown Posse yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3TibfE0boQ

Aussie Christian Death Metal

WTF thread innit

Fuckin' miracles

The Estrella Damm advert just gives on so many levels but personal highlight is someone bringing a cast iron casserole dish to the table with bare hands, like you do.

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cast iron casserole

We have one of these pots 20 years old, the knob is broken. £21 for a new one WTF