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I read it as ‘It’s not actually societal progress that’s steering the country leftwards, it’s those bloody brainwashing universities’. Perfect cop-out.

This was much better than I expected.

Cheers

Insightful. Those two are generally quite good at framing news and current affairs.

Agreed, apologies. As a forrin with a funny name myself, I should know better.

In other news, if my wife would have married her teenage BF and taken his surname, she’d be known as Phillida Haddock.

Cameron inadvertantly tightens Westminster lobbying rules.

Escaped lion* roaming the suburbs of Berlin.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jul/20/lioness-believed-to-be-on-loose-in-berlin

*It might be a dog

Educated people engaging brains. Shocker....

Escaped Berlin lioness, was probably a wild boar...

I'm still waiting for them to post an arrest photo of @hippy

The likeness is uncanny.

Really is!

Mickey Mouse degree, ppe?

When can we rid us of these leeches?

https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/jul/20/king-charles-to-receive-huge-pay-rise-from-uk-taxpayers

Dan Wootton pleading for crowd sourced money for legal fees even though he is certain is innocent and all the right wing hatemongers coming out to bat for him is something else

I don’t understand how the tax payer can be called upon to pay for another families lavish lifestyle, when it clearly has more than enough already.

I’m going full Karen and saying it’s disgusting this happens when so many people can’t afford to eat.

I’ll give it to these right wing creeps, they know how to grift

Come on comrade, you need to believe harder - we just need to stop being so nation hating and aspire to be born into the right family and then selfless hard work, straining every sinew like Charles does tirelessly, will make Britain great again.

We’re the problem not the solution, yeah?

We just need to all aspire to be born into the right family

I’ll give it to these right wing creeps, they know how to grift

Now, now, the Royals insist they're politically neutral.

If they insist that’s the case then that’s absolutely good enough for me

I thought Elon's Twitter regime was inclusive but I was banned for volunteering to shoot the royals in a cellar.

Why am I not surprised…

Hey, no fair!

I shaved recently!

So you have gone from lion to freshly shaved pussy?