Liar's Wednesday

before the internet became what it is today, his name was Bradley and he worked in the Scone Fish and Chip Shop. He had a fondness for funny cat videos, military secrets and hardcore pornography and set about documenting them all.
It's believed that if you type Bradley three times into Bing (in webdings) a portal will open the seven gates of hell and Peter Cook will appear clad in skintight red vinyl.

The red post box was originally installed as a location for postal workers to rest during their delivery rounds.

Londons’ contribution to Particle Physics

You have probably heard of the Neutrino detector shielded from background radiation deep underground at Charing Cross Tube Station a less well known experiment was The Small Hadron Collider.
It was built in 1901 just off Burbage Road in Herne Hill at a cost of £4073 but it’s small 440m diameter doomed it to failure although they did manage to see one type of Boson particle.
You can still see some reminders including the cast iron chimneys of the six small steam engines used to power it.

In view of my clusterfuck in I hate....
"The Killers" originally wanted to use the name of different toothed whale - "The Sperms" was a resounding no from the record label.

I am from London United Kingdom, I want to be in a relationship with you, please contact me direct to my email sarrrsarr320@gmail.com and I shall tell you more about myself

I'm in.

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AI is now so sophisticated it can attach a virus to just a typed email address, so even just sharing the address - or even the screenshot - infects your device
Good job we’re all wise to this sort of thing on here

We're in

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Aw shit, that’s fake? I just told the family I was leaving.

Nah its 100% real, you should definitely email and say hi.

Wait, that’s my wife’s email address…

She's my wife now

Fine, but you’re taking the kids too.

So much for DM being private...

Due to manufacturing limitations, all chocolate coins contain an equal mass of chocolate regardless of the dimensions of the finished coin. The size–weight illusion means this is rarely recognised by consumers.

The island of Hy-Brasil has just been announced as home to the most affordable property per sqm in Ireland and the United Kingdom.

It's better known as the home of the famed Hy-Brasil Carnivale and the native Shamazon people.

US Vice President candidate J D Vance’s first name is Just and middle name is Dance.

It is Wednesday

Due to manufacturing limitations, all chocolate coins contain an equal mass of chocolate regardless of the dimensions of the finished coin. The size–weight illusion means this is rarely recognised by consumers.

This is absolute rubbish! The size of chocolate coins is directly linked to your currency’s exchange rate with that of Ecuador (sometimes called the Chocolate Standard).
Since the Dollarisation of the Ecuador economy in 2000 they are based on the Stirling/Dollar rate. Ecuador still mints low value coins but uses dollar notes.
In 2006 several London Merchant Banks paid their employees annual bonuses in chocolate coins to avoid income tax.

With it being tuesday, I'm going to have to assume that this is all factually correct. Anyway, wish me luck on my History Of Chocolate and World Currencies exam.

mints

That's an entirely different shelf of confectionery.

It's ten minutes past midnight and a Wednesday on Kiritimati, Christmas Islands. It's also very windy.

I did post that just After Eight

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UNESCO were going to recognise the Bermuda Triangle as a World Heritage site, but the assessment team detailing the area vanished without a trace.

The Bermuda triangle is actually a square