Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Ha!

I've always suspected that the Lugano charter was more about some grumpy old men bothered by aesthetics than any real desire to level the playing field, it's nice of Ku to show that there really was a tiny speck of sense in the UCI in the late 90s, buried under all the corruption and incompetence.

That's an accessory for some sort of toy Space Police action figure, right?

Whoever took the photo didn’t put their finger far enough over the lens

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EBay special!

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One for the fishy looking bikes thread

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Sorry for NDS photo, but I'm sure that you get the idea. I hope you get the idea and could explain it to me, because I sure can't understand it at all.

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I don't see what's so bad about it, looks like a perfect beater except for the lack of rear brake

so the bolt on track ends don't bother you?

This could be worth further investigation!

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Just bolt that sucker right on

Reminds me of that guy who hacked up his GT

Lauff?

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For me what put it in the antiporn category is:

• road-bike-to-single-speed conversion via bolt-on track ends
  
• barely hanging in there saddle, pretty sure front of the the clamp is past limit marks on the rails
  
• core sampling bars
  But I must admit, I also have a good bit of respect for the rider for putting the money where it really matters — tires are over 60 bucks a pop and really good front brake.
  

Does it have something zip tied to the front of the fork legs?

I love how after eight years this is still a meme.

LFGSS never forgets

No, it's a weird lightning. Only thing ziptied to the fork is hydraulic line.

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Hey, I might be barely literate, but at least I didn't put bolt-on track ends on my bike.

I know reddit is easy picking, but christ this is next level (and going down a storm over there obviously).

Intriguing at least.

With each sip,you can choose from which bottle you drink by changing the valves in the hose?

The copper strut for the rack should belong in the hacks/bodies thread

you've got to admire the ingenuity I guess.
that and the stunt pegs.

stunt pegs

Or a light etc mount?

I don’t know where to look at, but it’s not Anti-Porn for me