Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

a new kitchen is something you do once every 15 years

£60,000 convertible

second fridge

Just come home on my Donhou with stayer wheels

my own properties

I just go to the expensive vegan donut place nowadays

^ and ^^^ - the thread's not 'things that would get you ostracised in the GC bar'.

Maybe to expensive for here

Ha, I came here to post that

fore

Got a course booked for next week…

Is this now a thread to post on if anyone spends any money whatsoever?

of course

but I did buy all the bits years ago...

It helps if the post uses golf terminology.

Quoting out of context is part of the "fun".

Ya tit, golf course innit!

Had missed it entirely. Possibly because am not a golferist

Or just stupid.

Will someone please leap to the defence of poor @dancing james, he is clearly suffering.

Please.

Anyone?

I think the primary mistake is attempting to debate things in the GC thread.

in the GC

I mean, I got in here with vegan donuts, can't be such an exclusive thing after all.

The problem is the entry criteria is very loosely applied. The vast majority of the submissions are shit, but occasionally there are some gems.

Rule 1 of Golf Club: there is no Golf Club.

my bowls club