I hate

I did have to look back and check this wasn't part of the toilet paper chat.

I tend to chew the biscuits, which creates a paste that covers the tongue.

[csb]my step-dad got so angry about loo-roll mis-orientation he eventually removed the loo-roll holder and we just had to freestyle it from the floor[/csb]

I'm an over person btw, but no anger involved in any necessary adjustments.

so mainstream

so mastication

Digestive biscuits

Dark Chocolate, always

Only if the dark chocolate is facing down in order for it to be the first thing to make contact with the tongue. Also, the writing has to be up to replicate eating a conventional non-chocoficated biscuit.
I've been learning lots this afternoon. Gracias a todos
@EB

On this subject, dunking chocolate covered biscuits seems a waste. Pollutes the brew and diminishes the biscuit too. Double fail.

A bit like the USB conundrum, if you take a loo roll from the pack and put it on the holder, it will 100% always be the wrong way up. It’s just us good ones who correct it.

Stupid Bewildered Bastards is a great name for a cycling club

I eat my digestives chocolate side up, but with a sheet of andrex placed on top to prevent sticky fingers.

I went up to bed last night and turned the bedroom light on. I had left the blind up on the velux window above where I sleep so, still standing, I pushed it down. I then heard a slight buzz so I looked up and back to see a FUCKING HORNET!!! So I quickly bent down and grabbed the baby Dyson and sucked the fucker in. I then opened the Velux and two handed tried to shake it out of the open flap, fail so I then had to remove the drum which helped to free him. Trying not to drop any part of the Dyson and more importantly preventing the now wide awake hornet following my hands and the bedroom light back in the room I shut the window. Thanks James Dyson shit at paying tax but that V6 (Animal, ironically) worked a treat.

But what do you hate? Hornets? Tax avoidance? Velux or velux-style windows?

Or Volucella Zonaria?

But what do you hate? Hornets? Tax avoidance? Velux or velux-style windows?

Life by the sounds of it.

I hate people who cant tell the difference between a hornet and a hover fly, shit themselves at the sight of the latter and tell everyone it was the former to justify the pathetic fear.

I've only seen a hornet once. It was the size of my thumb though so pretty confident I'd done the right thing in shitting my pants and scurrying off.

#csb - I got stung in the armpit by some south American hornet thing in Venezuela and spent the next 24 hours in a weird fever state, bursting into inexplicable tears every hour or so. Also had a dose of shigella dysentry at the time from drinking strawberry smoothie that had been 'naturally' fertilised. Or shit shakes as we then referred to them. Proposed to my wife a few days later. May or may not be connected.

Fear makes things appear bigger than they really are but you keep on telling yourself whatever makes you happy.

@ltc is also famously terrified of thumbs, so the outcome would be the same

Hornets, definitely hornets.
Velux windows a bit.

There are at least 2 people in my life that have thumbs that I would genuinely rather not look at.

This guy?

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@ltc is actually known for having very small hands paired with very wide feet. It gives him incredible stability when pointing in high winds.

I need to stop posting on here so much.