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Can confirm Liz Truss is wearing that weird necklace again

You are not supposed to be on your phone in the Abbey

Camilla looked grumpy as hell until given the gold and diamond rod

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This is excruciating nonsense and for some reason my wife wants to watch it.

If the weather wasn’t so shit I’d be off mountain biking. But when Betty died the trail centre was really busy so am not convinced many of my mtb fellows are royalists either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-wbrKimEOc

Too much regalia for me..

my only thoughts were the Windsor Grays tugging the jubilee carriage from buck house..

Horse 1 - blue ffs.. what happened to the crimson red gear we usually wear??

Horse 2 -be grateful it’s not citeh sky blue.. this coach is better than that gold jalopy we’ve been hauling for years.. oh wait

dubtap definitely has a thing for truss.

My qween.

Liz Truss appointed her Lord President of the Council to try and keep her out of the limelight Lol

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She probably thought her profile had peaked with Splash

I genuinely could not tell whether the comments were serious or not.

This is where we are.

'Buckingham Palace Bore Hole'
a hereditary position?

Is that Excalibur she is carrying?

She'll be returning to the lake with the sword after the ceremony

And that was the second best sword of the day

As some wag said on Twitter, Mordaunt held that sword for longer than Truss held the PM role.

Wag must be one of those words that means very different things to different generations now.

I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur,
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are.

Take this cool dark steeled blade,
Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
I’d drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven.

I give you Rosie Holt

https://twitter.com/rosieisaholt/status/1650409143130267649?s=46&t=GQU4fZKg_dPr9bCLIAB5cA

Aah, the 'other' poet associated with Slough.

About that horse I mentioned

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/king-charles-coronation-kings-guard-horse-the-mall-royal-news-b1079322.html

They should’ve pulled it from the parade, instead….

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1BULzUNP3Jk

Maybe there was no exit nearby?
If a horse is acting up you don’t want to take it off the route and into the crowd.

At least the royal Jack Russells wil eat well for a few weeks.

commemorative medals being dished out yesterday? What a load of tosh.. for key workers??? what about paying them a decent salary

Everyone actively contributing and supporting the Coronation on 6 May - including choristers, police officers, military personnel and St John Ambulance personnel - as well as those directly involved in the delivery of the Coronation are eligible.

It will also be given to serving frontline members of the police, fire, emergency services, prison services and armed forces that have completed five full calendar years of service. It is expected that more than 400,000 Coronation Medals will be issued.

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prison services

Wow that can gtf