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  • We're leaving - moving to Oxford.

    It's not our garden yet so I can't do too much to it yet without raising suspicion. We will probably view the house and make an offer before we start telling neighbours about what we're going to do.

    But yes I'd definitely be more keen on some fruit or blossomy trees. Maybe not apple because they make mowing the lawn a nightmare.

  • New plan:

    • Apple tree
    • Astro turf with concrete underneath so it doesn't get damp
    • Petrol powered leaf blower to blow the apples away into the drain
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