The fall of the Tory party

Stanley Johnson for a knighthood - what for, services to groping or spousal battery?

Utterly shameless

Utterly shameless

Would be if he suffered from shame
Utterly c*ntlike really

What's the odds he'll stick his wife in the Lords for "service to my Johnson"?

https://twitter.com/michaeltakemp/status/1632692170808328193?s=46&t=GQU4fZKg_dPr9bCLIAB5cA

Tremendous from Sir Michael Take

I see no pineapple sticker. Presumably Declan Rice is not Tim’s lad, is that it?

Missed off Bamber Gascogne and Paul Gascogne plus Charlie George and Boy George

It took me too long to realise Sir Michael Take is not real.

Boris Johnson has nominated his own father for a knighthood.

Hereditary?

And Melvyn and Billy Bragg.

I don't think they give out the hereditary stuff any more, whether it's peerages or baronetcies.

Tony Blair and Lionel Blair too

Oh no. This is going to last pages isn’t it? Longer than the last similar thing.

Hope so.

And Lloyd Honeyghan and Andrew Lloyd Lord Webber

Josh and Ann Widdecombe, actually surprised they are not related

Both already got an mbe.

Margret Thatcher insisted on a Baronetcy so her crooked son would get it, only hereditary title since 1964.

I remember that Mark Thatcher lacked integrity (phrase deliberately chosen to upset him if he reads this) but didn’t realise how bad he was.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Thatcher

Like you have never accidently funded and organised a coup of a small nation

only hereditary title since 1964

There were a few others under Thatcher - Willie Whitelaw for one.

Possibly excusable. Was he not also a ww2 tank commander?

142 pages... have they fallen yet?

They never will. Party over everything.

All the moderates fell on their swords rather than destroy the party.

Yes, but we the electorate have not had the chance to tell them yet.

Braverman is such a nasty person.

I didn't think I could loathe anyone more than I loathed Priti Patel. I was wrong.

Yeah she's like the new Theresa May, quite cuddly really 😬