My daughter wanted pancakes for dinner, obviously I'm not going to do them savory because I'm not a fucking nonce, settled on oatcakes (Staffordshire, not the shit Scottish) because they're essentially pancakes but better and should be savory, she'd already had fucking pancakes round her friend's house that morning anyway and now I get to have them properly on my day off with lemon and sugar as God fucking intended.
My daughter wanted pancakes for dinner, obviously I'm not going to do them savory because I'm not a fucking nonce, settled on oatcakes (Staffordshire, not the shit Scottish) because they're essentially pancakes but better and should be savory, she'd already had fucking pancakes round her friend's house that morning anyway and now I get to have them properly on my day off with lemon and sugar as God fucking intended.