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There is no God, if there were, neither of us would exist, purely because no deity would release us upon an innocent planet of their creation.
But, if our existence is part of the great scheme, the creator would demand lemon and sugar. Anyone suggesting savoury fillings would be cast into the 7th ring of Hell, or Milton Keynes, whichever was nearest.
ColinTheBald
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My daughter wanted pancakes for dinner, obviously I'm not going to do them savory because I'm not a fucking nonce, settled on oatcakes (Staffordshire, not the shit Scottish) because they're essentially pancakes but better and should be savory, she'd already had fucking pancakes round her friend's house that morning anyway and now I get to have them properly on my day off with lemon and sugar as God fucking intended.