Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Come on. I managed to stroll to the restaurant and finish my soup before you posted that.

the trailer park boys refusing to sign my dick and repeatedly singing goldfinger songs to the less then Jake bassest at the bar because he was with a girl that was waay too young for him

if anyone misses the smoked salmon they served, it was from Chapel & Swan.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

I’ve got an hour pencilled in to browse the Lakeland catalogue this afternoon

GTFO

Lakeland ≠ golf club, no way.

Joseph Joseph = more gc, yeah?

Lakeland ≠ golf club, no way.

I disagree. A significant amount of middle class people have a 'thing' for Lakeland, just as they also do for Lidl.

In any case, it wasn't so much the Lakeland-ness, but the having an hour pencilled in to browse a catalogue. That's time-rich bragging rights.

And Lakeland is very golf club because it used to be innovate and good value but now it’s ubiquitous and shit. Golf club members don’t know the difference.

Golf club is only middle class? Unsubscribe, please.

Glad to have made it into the clubhouse

Yeah exactly - reading the guardian is middle class, but not golf club. There's more to it than just anything middle class, surely...

Gold club is middle middle with pretensions of more. Superannuated ‘loadsamoney’ types left over from the Thatcher years who softened the Estuary accents when they wanted to get the kids into the local private school.

Lakeland is where your the wife spends the your money on gizmos for the kitchen

reading the guardian is middle class

This is a tragedy.

being on LFGSS is middle class

Shit.

Reluctantly middle class, here. Am I not allowed to enjoy a haul from Lidl? XD

I wasn't passing judgement (I myself occupy a contradictory class location), I was just making an observation regarding the shopping habits of the middle class. It's not all Waitrose and the White Company (as far as I am aware).

Which class is the best class?

4c (remedial).

Teacher friend of mine, used refer to the remedial class as 'F-troop'.

F-Troop refer to 4c (remedial) as 'whatever you say, boss'.

Gold club