Royalty

B b b but..she could have sat on him.... in the very position he's in???

I'm not sure i believe you. Please provide mocked up photos.

Bath frolicking would've been impossible, the non..prince is actually hydrophobic, always has been, water can't actually contact his skin so he hasn't used a bath since Jeeves IV tried back in 62 and the water literally jumped out of the tub and drowned a passing corgi. Terrible evening.

Everyone is saying the same thing...

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One of the weirdest front pages.

Great for people on twitter who’ve always wanted to show off about how they’ve fucked in a bath though. Their experience can finally shine.

Best way is to leave the water and just empty a bottle of lube over the 4 of you (consenting adults only) and see who wins.

How do you ensure that the non consenting participants in the Randy Andy rapey orgy don’t get covered in lubricant?

I lol'd at that front page, then realised that this isn't the meme's thread, then realised it wasn't a mock up and was the actual front page, then lol'd again for entirely different reasons...

I think it's safe to say that the Telegraph's fall from credibility is pretty much complete.

I've got nowt to do with that.

It’s coming to something when we won’t take the word of a convicted sex traffickers family who maintain her innocence at face value

You already know this, but this is how it's reported in the far flung edges of the empire
https://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/royals/300794773/kiwi-who-made-copies-of-virginia-giuffres-original-prince-andrew-photo-says-its-definitely-not-fake

Huh?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64836101

Mad cults.

I'm sorry but a magic potion can't really be magic without an animal sacrifice.

I need to get some of that oil. Think of the uses

Only animal cruelty free, so other types of cruelty are fair game?

It's only fitting that they should anoint him freshly squeezed peasant oil.

Funny world

Fling oil at a blue blood and get a king. But...
Fling fake blood at an oil exec and get locked up.

Many of the potential uses are outlined here;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD2kWCfTcaU

despair

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/prince-andrew-king-charles-inheritance-queen-b1066616.html?itm_source=Internal&itm_channel=homepage_trending_article_component&itm_campaign=trending_section&itm_content=1

I think the real despair is:

His Majesty was the sole beneficiary of the Queen’s estate, worth more than £650million, under a 1993 agreement meaning no inheritance tax was owed

Yeah, agreement with whom?

But then, the HM part of HMRC probably answers that.

John Major it seems. https://api.parliament.uk/historic-hansard/commons/1993/feb/11/royal-taxation